So, for all the Asian Mafia talk last episode, they sure were notably absent this week. I guess Ming and Fred were off having sex or something, because after watching this episode… well, that’s really the only conclusion we can come to at this point. That said, Sadie was definitely not having sex, in spite of the episode’s title, because she was too busy dealing with the backlash of the entire school
When Jenna accidentally leaves her birth control pills in the guest bathroom, her father finds them… and quickly realizes that his baby girl is having sex. Mr. Hamilton calls Matty’s parents to share the news with them, to Jenna‘s obvious mortification, but he has to leave a message when they don’t answer the phone. So… crisis temporarily averted.
Viewers are clearly supposed to be expecting something to happen between Jenna and Collin, because Jenna later is unable to take her focus off the new kid, even when she’s with Matty. However, she soon forgets all about Collin… because the McKibbens pay the Hamiltons a visit later that night, at which point they make Matty apologize for swiping Jenna‘s v-card.
Matty’s mom slams the Hamiltons, calling them bad parents because they supplied condoms and birth control pills to the kids. Basically, it doesn’t go well. Apparently, things didn’t get better once the McKibben’s got home because it isn’t long before Matty shows up on the Hamilton’s doorstep, asking them if he can crash at their place for a few days.
She calls Jake to inform him of her decision, at which point he hurries on over to her house. I’m not really sure what her parents were doing during all this, but he leads her out to the mini-van-of-love that he set up [in her driveway!] for their first time together. However, as soon as Tamara sees it, she gets upset and takes off.
Of course, all that talking led to them having sex anyway. Afterwards, Jake and Tamara talk about how awkward the whole situation was, but agree that they’d like to try again – and Jake finally says the three words Tamara has been waiting to hear. Naturally, his confession of his love for her makes a nice segue into their second round.
Episode 3.05 “Indecent Exposure” Synposis: After a fight with his family, Matty moves in with the Hamiltons.
This all-new AWKWARD. episode will air on Tuesday, May 7, 2013 at 10/9pm on MTV.