'The Vampire Diaries': Memorable Quotes from Episode 3.21 “Before Sunset”

What would an action packed episode of TVD be without its witty dialogue, sneaky little zingers, and Damon’s snarky comments?  Despite the rapid pace, tension, and twist in this episode, there was enough of all three of the above to add some humor to an otherwise hectic episode.  Although Damon was unashamedly in top form with loads of one-liners and attitude, the rest of the cast had their own share of zingy remarks.

Here are a few memorable quotes:

Caroline:  “Since when does sire bond equal mover slave?”

Rebekah:  “Move it, Sire boy.”

Damon:  “Don’t blame me.  Blame Bonnie the blood bank. She fed him.”

Damon:  “So what’s the witchy workaround?”

Klaus:   “I’m leaving town and just need to pick up a few road trip necessities.  Spare tire.  Flashlight.  Doppelganger.”

Alaric:  “How many times do I have to tell you, Elena?  Stop trusting vampires!”

Damon:  “Missed me.  Missed me again!”

Klaus:  “If and might.  Your words inspire such confidence.”

Stefan:  “Ah, go for it.  Damon and I have been through a hell of a lot worse than you.”

Damon:  “Don’t get your hopes up.  It might be a girl scout.”

Damon:  “Got to say, I’m team Bonnie on this one.  How hard can it be to parch a vampire?”

Damon:  “What does that mean?  Bonnie, I don’t speak witch.”

Klaus:  “So much for that sire bond.”

Tyler:  “I’m not your little bitch anymore.”

Tyler:  “By breaking every bone in my body for the girl I love.”

Elena:  “If I choose one of you then I lose the other.”

Tyler:  “Hang on.  Do you guys hear that?  That is the sound of a Klaus-free life.”

Damon:  “How many desiccated hybrids does it take to screw in a light bulb?”


Tune in for the finale dose of TVD zingers Thursday, May 10th at 8/7c on The CW



Rae Rivers is an avid reader and writer, loves traveling, watching movies and TV series, huge TVD fan writing all things TVD for Honest Reviews Corner. Follow her on Twitter @RaeRivers1.

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